Located on a small expansion shelf about midway between the Third and Fourth Circles, Musical Hell is presided over by Diva, a minor demon charged with passing judgement on the worst musicals ever committed to film. (She still hasn't figured out if this is their punishment or hers.) Take a seat on the bench and have your earplugs ready, because court is now in session.

New videos posted on the first Monday of the month. Other viewpoints, news, and general ramblings posted when they crop up.

Monday, June 18, 2012

YouTube Capping: The First Man You Remember

It's time for another YouTube Capping video! Today's subject is the poofy-haired Michael Ball singing Generic Andrew Lloyd Webber Ballad #623, aka "The First Man You Remember!"

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So...my dad?
Last night I dreamed I went to Manderley again...
It's such a lovely day-for-night out...
Wait...Rick Astley? He did more than one video?
"Hey, give me my scarf back! I'm freezing!"
Can the moon actually go nova?
Meanwhile, at a funeral in 1985...
Gilda Radner!
Cut, cut! Could the drunken mime clear the set?
o/...to do you up the backdoor...o/
Seriously, do they just not notice the Dread Pirate Roberts doing the Jerk back there?
"Hey, hey, I paid the dime for this dance!"
Everybody VOGUE!
She's like a less emotive Sarah Brightman...
"I also want to go to a party that doesn't have its own modern dance troupe."
"Okay." *kicks her legs out from under her*
"Even when I'm craving a Frosty at eleven at night?"
"Let's not get too hasty."
So, you want him to give you arrhythmia?
All right, Bebe Neuwirth, I'm cutting you off and calling a cab...
This must be what Bob Fosse's nightmares looked like.
"Wow, that was one fuckin' weird party!"
o/...Drifting, falling, floating weightless...o/
"Which explains the huge tsunami!"
She's pigeon-elbowed!
"Would you settle for being the first one I drunk dial?"
The mall security is going to be pissed when they see these two screwing around in the fountain...
"How romantic, it feels like we're walking on a plastic table barely underneath the water!"
Amy Yasbeck and Dustin Hoffman: A Love Story
Isn't the first man you remember usually the loser you're thankful you broke up with?

Capped by TheDiva

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